Voyage of the Damned by Frances White

You know that feeling when you dive into a book and suddenly realize you’re in way over your head? That’s exactly what happened to me with Frances White’s “Voyage of the Damned.” I mean, holy fishcakes, this novel is like Agatha Christie and Brandon Sanderson had a baby and then that baby grew up to write the most mind-bending murder mystery on the high seas you’ve ever read.

A Blessing or a Curse? The Premise That’ll Hook You

So picture this: you’ve got this massive empire called Concordia, right? It’s been chugging along peacefully for a thousand years, which is pretty impressive when you think about it. To celebrate, they decide to send all twelve of their provincial heirs on a fancy cruise to some sacred mountain. Sounds like a recipe for disaster already, if you ask me.

But here’s the kicker – each of these heirs has a secret magical ability called a Blessing. Well, except for our main guy, Ganymedes Piscero. He’s basically the class clown of the group, the kind of guy who’d probably set himself on fire just to get a laugh. Oh wait, he actually does that. Sort of.

Meet Ganymedes: The Underdog You Can’t Help But Root For

Ganymedes, or Dee as he likes to be called, is a total disaster of a human being. He’s the heir to Fish Province (yeah, you read that right), and he’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot. At least, that’s what everyone thinks. But here’s the thing – Dee’s got a secret. He doesn’t actually have a Blessing. He’s been faking it this whole time to cover up his dad’s dirty little secret.

Now, you might be thinking, “Oh great, another chosen one story.” But trust me, this ain’t your typical hero’s journey. Dee is messy, he’s flawed, and he’s so damn relatable it hurts. White has created a character that you can’t help but root for, even when he’s making the dumbest decisions imaginable.

A Cast of Characters That’ll Make Your Head Spin

But Dee’s not the only star of this show. White has crafted a whole ensemble of characters that are so vibrant and complex, you’ll feel like you’re right there on the ship with them. There’s Wyatt, the sickly Bear Province heir who’s got more secrets than a teenage diary. Ravi, Dee’s childhood crush who’s suddenly engaged to someone else. And don’t even get me started on Nergüi, the Spider Province heir who’s playing 4D chess while everyone else is still figuring out checkers.

Each character is so wonderfully flawed and human, you’ll find yourself getting attached even as you’re trying to figure out which one of them is the killer. Because oh yeah, did I mention people start dropping like flies?

Murder Most Foul: The Mystery That’ll Keep You Up All Night

Just when you think you’ve got a handle on things, White throws a wrench in the works. The beloved heir to the empire is found dead, and suddenly everyone’s a suspect. Including our boy Dee, who’s about as qualified to solve a murder as a fish is to climb a tree.

But solve it he must, because as the body count rises, it becomes clear that Dee’s in way over his head. The mystery unfolds at a breakneck pace, with twists and turns that’ll give you whiplash. Just when you think you’ve figured it out, White pulls the rug out from under you.

A World You Can Dive Into (Literally)

One of the things that really sets “Voyage of the Damned” apart is its worldbuilding. White has created a universe that’s so rich and detailed, you can practically smell the sea air and feel the deck rocking beneath your feet. Each province has its own unique culture and quirks, from the ice-dwelling Ermines to the jungle-dwelling Grasshoppers.

And let’s talk about the magic system for a sec. The Blessings are such a cool concept—each one unique to the individual, manifesting when they need it most. It’s like puberty, but with superpowers. And the way White weaves the magic into the mystery is perfection.

Love, Loss, and Laughs: The Emotional Rollercoaster

Now, you might be thinking, “A murder mystery on a ship full of magical teens? Sounds pretty heavy.” And you’d be right. This book deals with some serious themes – grief, identity, and the weight of expectation. But here’s the thing—it’s also laugh-out-loud funny.

Dee’s internal monologue is a constant stream of sarcasm and self-deprecation that’ll have you snorting with laughter even in the tensest moments. And the banter between the characters? It’s like watching a really witty, slightly messed up family reunion.

A Queer Romance That’ll Make Your Heart Soar

And can we talk about the romance for a hot second? Without giving too much away, there’s a queer love story at the heart of this novel that’s so sweet and genuine, it’ll make your heart ache. White handles it with such sensitivity and authenticity, never falling into cliches or stereotypes.

The Writing: A Voice That’ll Stay With You

Frances White’s writing style is like a breath of fresh air in a genre that can sometimes feel a bit stuffy. It’s irreverent, it’s witty, and it’s got a rhythm that pulls you along like a riptide. The dialogue crackles with energy, and the descriptions are vivid without being overwrought.

But what really stands out is the voice. Dee’s narration is so distinct and engaging, you’ll find yourself hearing it in your head long after you’ve put the book down. It’s like hanging out with your funniest, most disaster-prone friend.

The Verdict: Dive In, The Water’s Fine

Look, I’m not gonna lie—”Voyage of the Damned” isn’t a perfect book. There are moments where the pacing falters a bit, and some of the twists might leave you scratching your head. But you know what? I didn’t care. I was having too much fun to nitpick.

This is a book that grabs you by the collar and drags you along for the ride, and what a ride it is. It’s got mystery, magic, romance, and more plot twists than a pretzel factory. But more than that, it’s got heart. It’s a story about finding your place in the world, about chosen family, and about learning to believe in yourself even when no one else does.

Who Should Read This Book?

If you’re a fan of:

• Fantasy with a twist
• Murder mysteries that’ll keep you guessing
• LGBTQ+ representation done right
• Characters who are delightfully flawed
• Worldbuilding you can sink your teeth into

Then “Voyage of the Damned” is definitely the book for you. It’s perfect for fans of Leigh Bardugo’s “Six of Crows” or Victoria Schwab’s “A Darker Shade of Magic,” but with its own unique flavor that sets it apart.

Final Thoughts: A Promising Debut That’ll Leave You Wanting More

“Voyage of the Damned” is Frances White’s debut novel, and boy, does it make a splash. It’s the kind of book that’ll have you alternating between laughing, gasping, and furiously turning pages to see what happens next.

White has crafted a world and characters that feel so real and vibrant, you’ll be sad to leave them behind when you turn the last page. But the good news? This is just the first book in a series. And if this voyage is anything to go by, we’re in for one hell of a ride.

So go ahead, dive in. The water might be full of murderers and magic, but trust me – you won’t want to come up for air.